According to many women, Robin* is a catch. Athletic, attractive, poised for a First… Hell, he even knows grammar! Or, at least, that’s how it seems to Robin, sitting proudly at his kitchen table one morning: sweaty-clothed, greasy-haired, fresh from the lair of a one night stand. How was it? “It was… She was…” He […]
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It’s such a Pitt-y
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a celebrity man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an equally lucrative, Instagram queen, botox-fuelled wife. So well-ingrained is this mentality, that the latest phenomenon to explode upon social media has been instigated not by the Syrian Civil War, nor the New York […]
Why I owe it all to… the armed forces
Yes, it’s the type of patriotic statement which octogenarians like to rant about after one too many sherries at Christmas dinner: ‘Joining the army’s the only worthwhile job a man can have’. I remember the accusation being launched by my arthritic grandfather – who has never so much as touched a khaki uniform – against […]