Woman, 19, seeks biologically-perfect mate. Seeking a male with a waist-to-hip ratio of between 0.8 and 1. I will be measuring. Any less and you clearly don’t have enough energy in your body to father our kids. Sorry. Must have a prominent brow and chiselled jaw. This is not negotiable. Otherwise you probably won’t have […]
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Let’s Get Satirical: Fairytale of Downing Street
In a year of incredibly turbulent politics, the politicians who have been at the centre of 2016’s biggest stories are looking forward to winding down with their relatives – be they humans or lizard-people – and enjoying the festive season. What better way to start than by compiling their Christmas wish lists? My inside sources […]
#TheUKDecides: Let’s get satirical – 10 reasons to leave the EU
With the EU referendum today, being immersed by the famously-uneducated environment of a university may have filled your head with some silly ideas of being “stronger together”. Let these few reasons set the record straight. 1.Bring back the biddies Once we are no longer bothered by that pesky free migration law, we can finally get all […]
Why I owe it all to… Satire
Following the recent anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo attacks, the debate surrounding ‘free speech’ has re-surged with as much vehemence as ever. Whether due to the mounting threat of terrorism, the powerhouse of social media or heightened multiculturalism, free speech has garnered the title of being one of, if not the most important, human value […]
Let’s Get Satirical: Osborne to tax Halloween
Under new legislation, all sweets and treats collected by children on 31st October as part of their Halloween celebrations, will now be taxed. In a statement from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, he decreed, “For too long children have been allowed to partake in this glorified form of vagrancy, hoarding their sickly substances […]